HELLO, MY NAME IS

Ralph

“Second Chance Chuck”

CONTACT@RALPHMAINECOON.COM

About Me

Ralph is an enthusiastic 1-year-old Maine Coon cat residing in Ohio, with rich experience accumulated over his first year of life in designing elaborate napping spots throughout the house, executing flawless mid-air acrobatics, and conducting rigorous quality assurance testing on every cardboard box that enters the household.

I nap, so I can grow.

You know the kind of kitty who does nothing but roll around on the floor with the dog and then wonders why he keeps getting baths? Well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting around the corner: karma. That’s when I realized that I had to change, so I started spending more time snuggling with my humans and less time trying to eat their plants, and one by one I’m gonna make up for all my mistakes. I’m just trying to be a better cat. My name is Ralph.

I was born in Columbus, Ohio on December 22, 2024. That makes me a Capricorn, or maybe a Sagittarius. Either way, I know I am a buckeye for sure. I am a finely tuned athlete, I can run from any part of the house into the bathroom before my human even has a chance to sit on the toilet. I’m fast. And I only spend like 22 hours each day sleeping, so you could say I’m an overachiever. I am also the most loyal cat. I follow my mama everywhere she goes and I never leave her side when she is sad or sick. It’s fair to say I’m a powerful empath. Plus, I’m the quietest snorer in the whole house!

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